- Mood:
Affection - Listening to: War? by System of a Down
- Reading: Dragon of Despair by Jane Lindskold
- Watching: for an email
- Playing: mind games. Muahahaha!
- Eating: something eventually
- Drinking: someday, MONSTER!!!
Characters:
Hazel Pouncer
Inali Rosespine
Vexie Wahker
Rage van Killian
Rex Swifte
Who/What are you?
Hazel: I am a Kangorak, a kangaroo anthro. I'm really into graffiti, parkour (wall-running), and Wicca.
Inali: I'm a Spindalai, a porcupine anthro. I'm a pilot and a mechanic, and I love video games.
Vexie: I'm a Wahker, a dragon/wolf anthro. I am a profeesional marksman and mercenary for the Wahker race, a Warrior of the Light!
Rage: I'm, like, the greatest damn metal head ever! I will kill you with my mad riffs! ARGH!
Rex: I'm an ODST, or orbital drop shock trooper, and elite marine.
How old are you?
Hazel: 19
Inali: 27
Vexie: 22
Rage: OLD ENOUGH TO, LIKE, BEAST!
Rex: 30
Do you like yaoi or yuri?
Hazel: Depends.
Inali: What?
Vexie: Is this some sort of human scum ritual?
Rage: I like the way Michael Jackson YOWWs!
Rex: Dude, I haven't even had a house for 3 years. Covies glassed it.
Are you a boy or a girl?
Hazel: Chick
Inali: I'ma bitch, ya'll!
Vexie: My gender classification is female.
Rage: STUD!
Rex: Male
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Hazel: 2 sisters.
Inali: Don't know. My mom was kinda... around.
Vexie: I have a brother, named Reyshan.
Rage: HELL NO! My parents only had enough for one, AND THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH ROCK IN ME TO GO AROUND!
Rex: I have a little bro.
Whos your mate/spouse?
Hazel: Sin-gle.
Inali: Can you say easy?
Vexie: My fiance's status is currently deceased.
Rage: ALL THE LADIES WANT MY SEXY BEASTINESS!
Rex: I have a wife named Krystal.
Do you have any kids?
Hazel: HELL FUCKIN NO.
Inali: Hehe... probably more than a few.
Vexie: Not to my current knowledge.
Rage: NO, there is to be NO Rage Jr.
Rex: I have two, a son and a daughter.
Whats your favourite food?
Hazel: Chinese.
Inali: Good ol' Kentucky Fried.
Vexie: Human flesh.
Rage: PIZZA!
Rex: K-rations. And fake ice cream. Thaz all I got.
Have you ever killed anyone?
Hazel: Yup.
Inali: People tell me I'm drop-dead gorgeous, so probably.
Vexie: Human skulls litter my den as trophies, testament to my remarkable skill and an exceptional career.
Rage: MY RIFFS MAKE OLD PEOPLE'S EARS BLEED!
Rex: The Covies have learned to fear me.
What kind of music do you like?
Hazel: Rock, mostly classic, jazz.
Inali: Metal, screamo.
Vexie: Grunge, emo, anything that gets my adrenaline pumping.
Rage: MINE, BITCHES!
Rex: Metal.
What do you do to relax?
Hazel: Graffiti.
Inali: Get laid.
Vexie: Skin human scum alive and listen to their pitiful screams.
Rage: ROCK THE HELL OUT!
Rex: Lift weights.
Are you a virgin? [*shot*]
Hazel: Nope.
Inali: Are you kidding?
Vexie: I have previously engaged in sexual intercourse, yes.
Rage: yes...
Rex: Nope.
Do you constantly get hurt?
Hazel: Sometimes. With my hobbies, it's easy.
Inali: Emotionally or physically? Both.
Vexie: Very Rarely.
Rage: ONLY FROM THE TOMATOES...
Rex: It's my job.
Do you like your creator?
Hazel: My what?
Inali: He and I, we're cool.
Vexie: He is human, so I occasionally have to stop myself from randomly attacking him.
Rage: HE IS MY BIGGEST FAN!
Rex: Don't really talk with him much.
What do you think about your creator?
Hazel: What the fuck are you talking about?
Inali: He's cool.
Vexie: Human scum like all the rest.
Rage: HE IS MAH INSPIRATION!
Rex: Don't really have an opinion.
Whats your favourite season?
Hazel: Winter.
Inali: Winter.
Vexie: Fall.
Rage: CONCERT SEASON!
Rex: Covie season.
Have you ever had sex?
All: Isn't this the same as the virgin question?
Have you been violated/molested/raped before?
All: No.
Vexie: And if someone tried it they'd get their face ripped off.
Who's your best friend?
Hazel: I'm a loner.
Inali: Me too.
Vexie: Devie.
Rage: MAH AGENT!
Rex: They're all dead.
Got a crush?
All: Nope.
Do you like hugs/kisses/cuddles/etc?
All: Who doesn't?
Rage: EXCEPT ME! I NEED MOAR!
Are you gay or lesbian?
Hazel: I am bi.
Inali: I swing either way.
Vexie: No.
Rage: ONLY FOR MY FANS.
Rex: No.
Play any sports?
Hazel: Parkour.
Inali: I hang glide and compete in video game tourneys.
Vexie: I enjoy hunting... humans. And Marksmanship.
Rage: ROCKIN OUT!
Rex: I used to play football.
If you had a chance to kill your creator would you do it?
All: No.
Vexie: Meh, I prolly would.
Do you wanna rape Star?
All: WTF?
Do you like peanut butter jelly time?
All: sure....
Have any goals for the future?
Hazel: Become the best in the hood.
Inali: Do everything that moves.
Vexie: Defeat the human plague.
Rage: BEAT ALL COMERS!
Rex: Drive back the Covie onslaught.
What would your personal theme music be?
Hazel: Numb by Linkin Park.
Inali: Scream, Aim, Fire by Bullet for my Valentine.
Vexie: sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence
Rage: KILL, DIE, MAIM, AND HURT. by me.
Rex: ByOB by System of a Down