What would ya do if...?

So, I'm in Wal-Mart, creepy place anyway, just ate lunch and got a haircut, and am browsing the aisles for Valentine's Day and birthday stuff for my girlfriend. So I'm in the card section, and this, like, older chick comes up and asks me if I would know what'd be good for her granddaughter, who's thirteen. I said, for Valentine's Day? She says yeah, and shows me like these three Disney Princess cards. I'm like, and she's how old? But this chick just goes on and on about card number two because it has like a fake gemstone or something in it. I don't know. So I said that one would probably be fine. I mean this lady's like, I don't know, seventy. So she asks me if I want to see a picture, you know, of the granddaughter, and I'm like sure, just to be polite. So she reaches in her purse and pulls out like a Sam's Club picture packet, and pulls out a bunch of pics of this chick, and it's all like 8 x 10 glossys of this chick on a bed posing nude. Kinda creepy, so I nod and walk away. I mean its like porno. And she like follows me and says she should have brought her daughter or summat... I don't know.
Anyway, When Tears Fall Like Rain is (finally) up, and it's pretty good. Plus, the new sections, the live feed (aka Vexie's audio diary) and the shoutbox are up so be sure to keep an eye on those. I'm out.